Nathan was exploring his new donkey suit when a loud knock came at the door.
"Hello!" Came a deep muffled male voice. Nathan, still stark naked, quickly wrapped Mitch around himself and went to answer the door. Nathan opened it just as far as the chain lock would allow. He peered out at two police officers. One bulky male and one petite female.
"Yes?" Nathan asked.
"There was a complaint of loud noises and thumps from the other tenants. Do you know anything about that?" The gruff policeman questioned.
"No, officer, no idea."
"Might we come it for a minute?" The female office asked.
"Well, I'm not dressed..." Nathan said lamely. The policeman grumbled and pressed the door open, breaking the chain clean off. Nathan scampered back awkwardly. The police officers came in. The female officer gasped at Nathan, while the gruff officer just put his hands on his hips and glowered at Nathan.
"Mind explaining what you're wearing?", the gruff officer asked.
Then...