Sex Toys Are Us is the name of a company that manufactures sex toys. Recently, they had some technological breakthroughs that let them develop a whole new line of toys.
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Steve said, "I can't believe I got a job testing sex toys. Which toy do I test first?"
"Take a shower using this soap."
Steve took the soap and lathered up. He enjoyed the shower until he realized he was shrinking. "What's going on here?"
"That is our new line of dicking soap. You'll be a dick for one hour."
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Brad asked his buddies, "Have you heard about the new app from Sex Toys Are Us? I just downloaded it. Who wants to try it?"
Jack said, "I don't know who they're trying to fool. There's no way they can turn people into sex toys."
Brad asked, "So do you want to try it skeptic?"
Jack said, "Why don't you try it since you downloaded it."
Brad looked around and noticed that Andy wasn't paying any attention. Andy was on the phone with his girlfriend. Brad aimed his phone at Andy and activated the app. Andy turned into a fleshlight. Brad picked up the phone and told Andy's girlfriend that Andy was too busy to talk and hung up on her.
Andy is a fleshlight but his lips can still speak. "That wasn't nice Brad. How would you like me hanging up on your girlfriend?"