"Well, it's unconventional, I'll give you that," the genie's eyes widened in surprise after Daniel's surprised and regrettable outburst.
Within seconds, a heavy coat of reddish-gold fur sprouted along the college student's bare arms and he felt an itching sensation behind his ears. He scratched at the irritating itch and noticed that his ears were sprouting fur, growing, and beginning to droop.
"What did you do?" Daniel shouted hoarsely in the scanty blue outfit.
"Granted your wish, Master," the genie affected a hand over her mouth as she yawned.
"Wish? I didn't make a wish?"
A scroll appeared from thin air in her hands and with a secretarial drawl she recited back his first utterance after her revelation of his unlimited wishes. "I will be a son of a bitch." She waved the scroll back into the ether. "Were those your words, Master?"
"That wasn't a wish!" Daniel protested as a painful spasm announced the sprouting of a tail from his spine. At the same time, pressures on that spine made his bipedal stance utterly uncomfortable as he crouched awkwardly in the aisle in front of the vacuous airhead of a genie.
"Well, perhaps master would care to try again," she said. "The wishes are unlimited."
"That's exactly...ruff...ruff..."
A hand flew to Daniel's mouth. Had he just barked?
Then he looked at his hand, which was rearranging into a four-toed paw before his eyes. The tail bunched in his underwear and pants screamed painfully for release.
He tried to protest but by this point his face had completely pushed itself into a long snout tipped with a warm, dark nose.
He opened his mouth. "That wasn't a wish. Fix this!" Instead of words, he barked and whimpered at the indifferent genie as she studied some of the other items on the overstuffed shelves of magical merchandise. Daniel fussed and tried to wriggle his new canine form out of his cumbersome clothing.
"What's that?" The genie looked down and extended a hand to pat the head of the yellow labrador. "I'm afraid wishes must be spoken, not barked, master."
She gave Daniel one last close view of her breasts threatening to pop out of the sheer blue material that formed the top half of her blue harem outfit before she turned to smoke and vanished from the store.
Daniel's panicked howls soon brought the store owner to investigate.