"I think I'm ready to get started, if you don't mind." You ask.
"Okay, I guess you are the one who should go first, but you better not turn me into someone I hated, like those mean girls in our school, Kim Kardashian or those d-bag from Jersey Shore." your girlfriend warns. "Don't worry, I would never think about wasting this chance just to make my girlfriend angry. Besides, why would I do that when I can make you into whatever I desire." you finish with a smug look on your face. "Hmmm, I guess your right. Why waste a great chance right? So who will I be for the day, huh? I've got a few candidates." she said.
"Well, let's see... Umm..." you start, "I guess I will change you into...