Keira chooses to leave, for the sake of everything. She decides that she's going to visit her best friend, Dani, who lives about six kilometres away, and try to explain things as best as possible. Of course, she can't just simply leave. Driving would prove to be a huge challenge, thanks to the inability to bend her dickfingers, as well as her cock and tits being in the way. But she can't walk either. Not only would that be difficult with the large pussy between her legs and how far she'd have to walk, but as far as she's aware, public nudity is still a big no-no. The remote may have changed the way everyone perceives her, but laws don't change, and she can't exactly wear any clothes in this state. Nonetheless, she wedges the remote between her dickfingers and walks outside, opting to attempt driving.
It's sunset, cloudy and cold. Keira can feel her balls shaking just because of how cold it is. She sees her neighbour Becky, an annoying mother of three, and she hopes to avoid any confrontation.
"Hey, Keira!", Becky shouts. "Fuck! Just my luck", Keira panics, moaning and cumming a small drop from her mouth. There she is standing in the cold, stark naked with all these changes to her body, and she gets noticed by one of the most annoying people in the world.
"Keira! I know you can hear me. Just because you can't speak, doesn't mean you can't hear me. If you're going out, lemme give you a lift. Andy's watching the kids and I'm going to the shops, and you look like you need tampons missy. And don't you worry about your big boy, come along", Becky rants. Keira can't even believe what she just heard. It’s true that the remote re-configures reality to ensure that everyone believes that the transformations aren’t unusual, but that doesn’t mean she has any less difficulty adjusting to the absurdity of her situation. And what Becky just said was downright weird... why would she need tampons?
Nonetheless, Keira decides to hitch a lift anyway. Even with Becky, it’d be a lot less hassle to drive or walk. Keira nods and the two women are on their way.
Becky’s car isn’t particularly clean, but it sure is comfortable. Not unusual for a minivan. Becky repeatedly asks Keira where she wants to go, and requests that she nods if she says the correct answer. After fifteen incorrect guesses, Becky finally stumbles upon “Go to Dani’s” and Keira begrudgingly nods. She can’t think of any reason as to how Becky knows who Dani is, let alone know that much about her life, but she thinks it may have something to do with the remote’s power.
“Okay, so I guess that you and Dani are going to make out. Rock the casbah. Bake the pie. Do the old lickity split or whatever it is you young lesbians do these days. You must have some fun ways of having sex. That mouth of yours, those fingers, that nice meaty sausage dangling between your legs, that gaping p-word between your bum. Some pretty interesting ways to, um, fornicate...”
Keira looks on repulsively and continues listening to Becky’s rants for a good twenty minutes, though not without feeling pretty aroused, before she’s had enough. So far, Becky hasn't noticed the remote, so Keira aims it at her (with some dickfinger induced difficulty) and presses the random button.
In an instant, Becky’s face has suddenly become a horse’s head, two impressive twin horse cocks sit erect above an apple sized nutsack, her legs now resemble those of a horse, her breasts are now twice as large and her whole body is covered in brown fur. Plus, she’s as naked as the day she was born. Becky is seemingly oblivious, until she neighs like a horse and cums over the steering wheel.
“Sorry about that, I just can’t control myself. Ever since the accident, Andy’s been making me control my sexual urges, so I can’t masturbate or have sex or do anything at home, what with the kids around and all. I just wish he’d man up and pay to get that vagina surgery so we can both have some fun in our lives. Ah, I shouldn't have to worry you about my issues” Becky apologizes.
Ten minutes later, Keira arrives at Dani’s and thanks Becky by nodding, before waving goodbye, being careful not to drop the remote with her limited grip. Now that she’s fully aware of the remote’s power, Keira understands the potential of having such a powerful device in her hands. She knocks on Dani’s door and is answered instantly.
“Um, Keira, what a surprise. I just made some pasta salad. You’re welcome to have some, but with that pussy on your face, maybe you just want some cumshake instead?” Dani laugh. Keira’s mouth drizzles some cum at that comment. Clearly, the remote has altered her diet to consist purely of semen.
Walking inside, Keira looks at the remote, contemplating the random button. What does she do?