"Oh my god." Its all you can think to say as you feel the inflated balloon tail sticking out of you.
Pulling up your pants would be pointless, they wouldnt fit now anyway. Confusion fills your head at whats happening to you. You should sit down and think for a minute, but how can you sit with an inflated balloon tail?
You stand in the alley, naked from the waist down with your pants in a heap around around your ankles. If somebody should walk past they would get an eyeful of you, but that was the least of your problems.
You sigh and run your hands through your hair trying to get a train of thought going amidst the shock of having a balloon tail. As your hands move through your hair you feel a little lump on the top of your head, like a bump under your skin, only its smooth and doesnt feel like your scalp.
As you explore it, it seems to be growing. It is growing, you move your other hand up to your head and feel a similar shape on the other side. You have two triangular little bumps pushing out of your head.
"Oh fuck what now? Horns?" you moan as you feel them push further out, but no they arent hard like horns. They are soft and smooth, like your balloon tail. They grow up and out pulling almost a foot away from your head and pointing at the end, they run down the side of your head and attach at the base to your normal ears.
You feel them and hear the little squeak of your hand running along the plasticine latex of your pointed ears, donkey ears, to match your tail. They end at the warm flesh of your ears, merging in perfectly.
But no. Your ears feel funny too. They are shrinking and changing to that same smooth substance. Your balloon ears are taking them in and in a few seconds you dont have normal ears anymore.
You can still hear everything, in fact things sound louder. You pull your ear down and it bends easily just like a balloon. Pulling in front of your face you see its brown in color just like your tail, and its translucent, almost totally see through. It makes a squeak as it bends and then you release it with a pop it snaps back up above your head standing out.
"Donkey ears. Donkey tail. I should have known when the sign said Pleasure Island."