"Woah..." was the only reply she could get out of him but it didn't matter. As he watched, and stared on in that dumb way guys do, a fine specimen of a donkey tail ripped out from behind her. It waved behind her like a flag- black tough on the end and covered in brown fur to match her adorable set of-
"My ears! Ohemgee! My ears! They..." but she didn't finish. Why finish? You know what her ears looked like, I know what her ears looked like, she knew what her ears looked like, and he knew her ears matched his tail.
"Dude." Such an assinine response. His tail waved behind him and he wore a stupid expression on his face. "Dude, what the fuck is going on?" It was to much for the drunken bitch. He was turning into a donkey, and she was to. "SHUT UP! HEE HAW!" She covered her mouth at the bray. She began to run. "HAW! Like, I don't wanna be a horse." A clearly donkey tail waved behind her. Her ears were three feet long. She held her tingling hands in front of her. "No!" but it was to late. The morphed into hooves and she fell onto all fours. "HEE HAW!"
In the meantime, her male friend didn't seem to realize what happaned. "Hey! I wanna try! HEE HAW!" He gave out a big bray and his ears shot up. "Woah my ears!" He glanced in the mirror. Something was wrong. He stared at himself, ignoring the frantic Jenny in the background. "Wait for it... wait for it... you're a smart boy"