After deep consideration, Steve decided that he should become a mustelid anthro.
Steve always thought that mustelids were incredibly interesting. They had long, smooth bodies that adapted to varied forms, interesting biological differences from other mammals, and were overall just cute.
In a strange way, he wanted to be able to emulate the experience of being a ferret or badger. To run under underbrush and underground, in the trees in search of elusive prey. It was an eccentric dream, yet one he did not have issue with.
He wholeheartedly clicked on the link and awaited excitedly. After clicking the x of a passing pop-up ad, he was excited by the intriguing list of creatures that he saw. He was greeted by several mustelids, varying in species and sex, all of which excited him.
He excitedly clicked on...