David felt a sudden sensation in his genital area. He could feel a slurping noise in his body.
He and the boss looked down and through David’s jeans, they both saw David’s penis deflate, his scrotum shrivel up, and his balls shrink into his body, as if they never existed.
They Both stared at David’s genital area, jaws hanging.
David had lost his penis!
The boss just couldn’t understand what it was.
So, He told David to go home early, and to take the day off tomorrow, so his condition would have time to cure.
David agreed, and walked to the lift and went down and left the building and got into his car so he could go home.
At home, however, as David was explaining to his wife why he was home earlier than usual, another tf happens.