Just as you were about to try and grab the phone, Mary hits enter on a sentence...and is replaced by a golden retriever? Looks like you are aware of changes other people make that's good to know. But are they?
"Mary are you in there?"
The dog growls in response. Looks like the answer is yes. You watch as she tries to work the phone with her paw with no success.
"Mary I'll turn you back just let me see it."
She eyes you wearily but backs off. Picking the phone up you consider whether to keep your promise and remember just how mean she was to you.
"The dog watches the toddler."
"The kitten watches the toddler."
Mary is replaced with a tiny black kitten and you easily shoo her off. You are still enjoying your minor victory when you feel yourself wetting your diaper.