After deep consideration, Steve decided that he should become an anthro rodent.
Steve always thought that rodents were incredibly interesting. They came in an intense variety, all of which were treated and regarded in different ways. They all had incredibly interesting incisors that continued to grow throughout their lifetime that they had to wear down.
Their variety was also extremely varied and interesting. They ranged from large water traversers like beavers and capybaras, burrowers like groundhogs and hampsters and and tree climbers like squirrels and chinchillas. The sheer variety of possibilities enticed and tantalized Steve’s mind.
He wholeheartedly clicked on the link and awaited excitedly for the possibilities of the future. After clicking the x of a passing pop-up ad for a game that was most likely malware, he was greeted by a truly expansive list of varying species of rodent anthros in several sexes, all of which excited him. He additionally found some lagomorph species as well, most likely to keep the site organized. This was not a problem though, for Steve liked lagomorphs for the same reasons he liked rodents.
He excitedly clicked on..