The bell rang and you left history class to go to gym class. Walking down the hall, you saw Jen coming towards you. "Can you see if something is on my neck?" you ask Jen. "Some of the guys told me that I had been turned into a doggy, and then they squirted me with a water bottle for some reason. I'm really confused right now."
"OHH!" Jen exclaimed as she looked under your collar. "Ummm, well, c'mere for a minute." She pulls you aside and takes a makeup brush out of her purse. "So you see, Dan was a jerk and painted you like a dog at the fair and the paint won't off for a year." She said while brushing foundation onto your neck. "Then he forced you to go say hi to me then I tricked him and clowned him for the rest of his life, but now you still look like a dog so we have to figure out how to make you look normal for a year until the paint comes off." She said, putting her makeup away. She grabbed the remote. "And because that was entirely too much to process in 30 seconds, this conversation never happened." She leaned over, kissed you, pushed the blue button and walked away.