Colin looked up at the man. Huge. Beautiful. Sexy.
Now that he knew how much magic he could use before failing he felt more at ease. He wasn't powerless, just severely limited. And also, he was horny.
"Oh, I just wanted to see what I could do, really, since I woke up my powers seemed to be weaker." He answered, as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
The man stared at the guy in disbelief. 'What?'
"Who are you?"
"As I said, I am Colin the Shifter. Renowned mage of the transfiguration and sexomancy schools. Considering the kind of establishment you are running I suppose you probably at least heard of my tales?" He looked hopefully at the man standing before him. 'A shame I didn't get to make him much taller, maybe later though'
"I definitely have never, ever, heard of you, I think I would remember." Colin felt a bit of sadness at not being recognized, but took the last part as a compliment. "And why would a gay bar have anything to do with whatever you just did to me?"
Colin had to say, magic had always been his happy place, so 'gay bar' was a nice name for a wizard-friendly tavern. Actually he quite liked it. "Well, one would assume that at a... 'Gay bar' -as you say it- a 'barista' would have plenty of opportunity to acquaint himself to the tales of many magic practitioners, and that maybe one of those tales would be of a handsome, freedom seeking, spellbinding virtuoso, unjustly punished by prude old men, little wizard like your's truly" He said, broadly gesturing at himself.
The other man just stared, completely at a loss, at the alleged wizard in front of him.
"I don't know where to even..." He paused 'Maybe let's begin at the start'.
"My name is Kyle" He said extending his enormous hands at the mage, which promptly shook it. 'So they had handshakes wherever -whenever- he is from'.
"Glad to meet you, Kyle"
"So, let me see if I got it right" Said Kyle slowly "You are a wizard"
"Yes"
"Specialized in transformation and sex magic"
"Transfiguration and sexomancy, but close enough"
"And you were... imprisoned?"
"Yeah, in the village well, not too far from here"
"Oh... sure. And you think that because I own a gay bar, that I must know a bunch of wizards?"
"Oh, is this a secret thing in this era? Are you forbidden of hosting wizards in your establishment os something like it? Because 'The Queer Lights Bar' is a very bad name for hiding a place with ties to magic, I must say, but you can trust me! I mean, I just used magic all over you didn't I?"
"Oh no."
-A lengthy explanation about modern sexuality later-
"OOOOoooh. So now you can just buy a pre-made enema at an apothecary?? Future truly IS now!"
"Yeah, and they even have these little guides on the internet about how to do it safely and everything."
"What is this internet you are talking about? It is the fourth time you mention it."
"Oh no."