You are pleasantly surprised when the host lays you down on your back on the coffee table, the man being mindful of the mess in the seat of your padding.
"Yoo gunna change me in front of all deserve people and da world?" you ask perplexed at the notion at first but quickly growing to like the idea regardless of how embarassing it would be.
"That's right. And don't worry while the audience will see what I'm about to do the cameras will censor out parts of your change so the world won't see your icky poopoo" he said giving you a patronizing pat on your head.
"But wat if I want da world ta see my poopoo?" you speak out.
The host merely smiled down at you, "Oh you are so cute." He then waved his hand as a signal and your mom came rushing on stage carrying what you assumed was your diaper bag. She handed it over to the man while apologizing profusely, "I'm so sorry, I don't know how she could have gone so soon as I changed her before the show."
"It's quite alright accidents happen after all" the host nodded in understanding, "Besides this may actually her and the show's ratings."
"Are you sure you don't want me to change her for you?" she asked.
"I can handle it. I have a two year son back home who I do this for all the time" he reassured your mom.
Convinced by that statement your mom replied, "Well I guess you got things covered." She then leaned down and gave you a kiss on the head, "You're doing great so far, now be good while the nice man changes your diaper okay? Mommy loves you." And with that she quickly exited the stage.
Meanwhile the host turned to face the patiently waiting, "Don't worry folks I'll have the America's favorite little author changed in a jiffy." Not wasting any more time he opened your bag and pulled out the supplies.
Tilting your head you saw the inside was filled with half a dozen neatly folded diapers (your mom came prepared), wipes, powder, some snacks and a couple of bottles of juice. The sight of the disposable garments filled you with excitement as you're quickly becoming used to being back in them.
As the host got everything ready you passed the time by playing with your phone and reviewing the options. The sound of tapes being ripped open alerted you that the change was beginning but you attention remained glued to the screen as a sentence popped up.
"The girl's diaper change is censored."
Remembering earlier and wanting to get your way you change the last word so it now says,
"The girl's diaper change is uncensored."
You grin naughtliy to yourself as you just made it so the world would now see everything. You wouldn't find out until later but because of that your live change would be even more of a viral sensation. And you apparently made the edit just in time as your diaper was just opened up.
The host wasn't fazed by the sight or smell of the big turd you pooped out and removed the full padding from under you. Seeing him getting the baby wipes and deciding to help him out you raise your legs beforehand. Wriggling them cutely in the air you let out a few giggles as the cool moist wipes made touchdown on your exposed bottom. Ignoring your phone you sucked your thumb as you were cleaned up and then powdered. The host then forced you to put your legs back down as he prepared to put a new set of padding on you. You resisted that part a bit as you liked having them up while you were lying on your back, it just felt natural. A few seconds later you felt a brand new diaper secured around your waist thus ending your nakedness. However you were happy to have another one on, beaming as you watched the man ball up and throw away the old one in the trash can by his desk. Putting everything away in the bag he lifted you off the table and place you back in his lap.
The host then asked you a few more questions about the book acting like everything was normal and he didn't just change his toddler guest's dirty diaper in front of a national audience.