You looked around the city for something to do. You were unattractive, single, and broke, so what else to do? You sighed, and rubbed your sweaty black hair off your forehead. Your name was Johnathan, a man in his late 20s looking for a job and love. He hadn’t had any luck, and clung to his one room apartment, doing odd jobs to pay rent, or get food. He believed that, If you tried hard enough, you could succeed. Though, Lady Luck wasn’t in his favor. He pondered, and wished, and dreamed for a girlfriend. She could support him, love him, and gift him everything he dreamed. He stopped his train of thought when he abruptly stopped at a shop, and stared. Something called, “The Magic Shop.” He wondered, where it came from? Everyone else walked past it, it was like only he could see it. Maybe he would find something cheap that he could sell, or something. With nothing else to do, he entered the shop, hoping it wasn’t a scam or something. A ringing bell greeted his arrival, as a female looked up. “Oh! Hello, my name is Juliana, how may I help you?” He was surprised on how quick she was at noticing him. She probably just had larger ears, speaking of ears, they were kind of pointy. Whatever. “Ah- Uhm, May I have a look around?” “Yeah, of course.” Johnathan noticed a weird device. It was like, a telephone. It had engravings on it saying ‘Build A Babe’, and that interested him. He swept off the dust, and went to the front counter, the floor creeping from under him. The female noticed his arrival, and said, “Oh! That object is for free, since no customers have bought it yet. See you soon!” He said thanks, and turned around, she was gone, and he was in an alleyway. How weird.