As Jeff types in 13, the machine instantly says "Thank You" and then crashes. He wonders what the hell is going on. He then looks down at his body. And he looks and looks and looks. Nothings happening. He can't believe that he spent well earned money on a pile of crap. He drops the machine on the ground, which smashes it to pieces. "That's the end of you", he exclaims. And he walks to the bathroom to relieve his bladder. As he's going, he notices that there is more hair down their then before.
He goes to the full-length mirror in the bathroom and sees that his hair on his legs is growing darker and more dense than before. Wow, he can now see it from 4 or 5 feet away, and it looks dark. "I don't like this....", he cries. At that moment, he also notice more pubic hair, which is now crawling up to his belly, forming a thin happy trail. As Jeff blinks for a second, he notices that chestnut brown trail getting fatter and more dense.
He looks as it now covers most of his belly below his belly button. Then it begins to forum a upside-down v-shape above his belly. he feels a wave of nausea as he notices a couple hairs poking out beside both of his nipples. This hair again becomes dark and dense, as it not covers some of his pecs, and then suddenly stops. he feels good as tiny little hairs poke out of his chin and below his chin, and continue upwards to form a thin goatee-like thing. It seems to stop, but than he grows some sideburns, as hair seems to trickle down his face, ending abruptly below his ears.
"Hmmm...my sideburns don't match up with my goatee", he thought. As the last bit of hair formed on his butt, he turned around in the mirror. He saw a little wisp of hair coming out of his butt, then circling it and growing upwards toward his lower back. He then notices a semi-thick coating of hair on his arms.
As soon as it had started, it ended. And that's when Jeff realized he had a swim meet tonight. "I can't let everyone see me like this. Besides, you have to be hairless to swim at meets", he pondered to himself. He then realized what he had done, "I'VE DESTROYED THE MACHINE!!!". Now he could never go back to being his old hairless self. He had to find a razor, besides, his goatee was a bit too long, and he really didn't want one.
So he took out his Dad's shaving cream and lathered it all over his body, including his chest, face, arms, and legs. He begins to shave, and it looks almost right, unless you were standing close to him. He now felt a very light stubble on his face, and anywhere else he had shaved.
Just at that second, his parents had come home, and were taking him to the meet right away, and he fumbled to get dressed once again.