You go to Serpens Navem Arrectis Kadverso Et University deep in the heart of Denmark.In a lonely misty wooded valley you come upon a cave where you are attacked by a furred barbarian who plunges a sword in your chest.As you lay dying three scandinavian firedrakes who are students at the university come upon you.There normal reaction would be to eat you,but they notice the invitation from the administrator of Snake U lying beside you.So while one massages your heart with his talons,another places his jaws over your tiny head and gives you the breath of dragon life.The third one repeats in a feminine voice "serpens sinuosa squamis" thrice times thrice.You feel your clothing burst off your changing and growing body.The transformation is now complete.You are a big strong imortal healthy scandinavian firedrake.As you roll back onto your legs,you feel that dragon rage coming on.You rear back your head,open your jaws wide and bellow with rage as you spit out a blast of flame which incinerates a nearby tree.
You are a proud and mighty beast,the scourge of man and women alike.You stretch out your huge bat wings and feel the satisfying clak of armoured scales which house the dragon fires burning within you.
Then the firedrake which gave you the mouth to mouth spoils the mood.He says"Ahhh,hate to spoil the scene man,but we got classes to attend.Maybe you better clean up and call your parents before you go to meet the dean"