(Note: This is meant as a first person experience and can have changes for any gender.)
Welcome to the Phoenix Foundation! The premier new transformation organization who specializes in giving new lives to those who's current ones aren't looking so bright.
Has life gotten you down? Feel like there is no light at the end of the tunnel? Feeling numb from the stress of everyday life? Well with The Phoenix Foundation's new Phoenix Bundle, you'll have a new life that feels right as rain!
We specialize in taking volunteers who don't have much going for them in life and set them up with a whole new sense of self and purpose. Volunteers will be transformed in accordance to a job in demand. They will be physically and mentally programmed for these tasks and will never feel unhappy about their new path in life!
However, once you agree to give yourself to the Phoenix Process, you will not be able to return to your old self. So be sure that you want this before signing the paperwork.
Have you agreed to our terms and wished to be reassigned?
Yes?
Very well, please select your gender..