"Thank you for selecting your new career. Please remove your clothes and enter the booth in the center of the room. Then relax as physical transitioning and mental reconfiguration begins."
Well whatever you selected here it comes. You follow the instructions. Once inside the booth, you feel various arms take hold of you.
"First physical transitioning will commence. You have selected "child actor" preparing sequence."
Wait. Child Actor? That's really not what you intended. You better speak up now.
"Excuse me? Is there a person overseeing this? I think I made a mistake."
No response comes. Instead you feel a syringe puncture your skin. Almost immediately your body goes numb.
"Sequence initiated. Career introduction loading."
There's a slight pause before the voice returns.
"Congratulations on your new life. As you are no doubt aware child come with a number of limitations. Between hour restrictions, parental supervision requirements, the need to shield children from inappropriate content, and the lack of proper acting skills traditional child actors do not lend themselves well to a truly creative and timely production. That's where you come in, once mental reconfiguration gives you the needed mannerisms and acting abilities you will be a perfect alternative."
As the voice speaks you start to feel the machine do it's work. Even with the numbing, you feel incredible pain as your entire skeletal struction is reconfigured. Inch by inch your body begins to compress. You wish you could move your head to see what the process looks like, but for now you're just along for the ride.
Eventually the pain ceases, you definitely feel much smaller than before but still aren't given the opportunity to see the extent. Some sort of head apparatus is lowered over you and the computer speaks again.
"Physical transitioning completed. Mental reconfiguration initiating. Personality category _____ specialization _____."