"The dog is tied up." This should be simple, you think. Change "dog" to "woman." "The woman is tied up." Everything works, the dog instantly transforms into a woman. There's only one problem--the woman isn't Randy. You've never seen this woman before in your life.
She looks at you, and gives a close approximation of a bark as she struggles with her bonds. She takes them in her mouth and starts chewing. Your heart sinks as you realize this new human clearly has no memories of anything other than being a dog.
Just then you here a series of ecstatic yips. You turn, and see a beautiful German shepherd that you recognize as Randy, with a pit bull on top of her/. Judging by Randy's rather obvious enthusiasm, this "hot bitch" does indeed "love sex."
You target Randy and her friend just as your phone dies.