To say that you're... excited, is a bit of an understatement-- there isn't really a word in the english language to get across about how you're feeling about this new fantastic form of body horror you two have undergone. What could possibly some up this emotion...?
Horny? Oh yeah.
Problem is, you don't have a cock, and while your pussys are clearly quivering with arousal, you would really like to stroke yourself off the way you're used to. Though, with a glance at your girlfriend's inspired form, you could always add a twist to it... literally, even.
You get down on your knees, fat-assed face wobbling as you do, and pull open the dresser; In the dark of the morning lighting, it's a little hard to see what's all in there, so you rummage through as your girlfriend sets herself down beside you, startling you with a playful slap on that ass-face.
"Babe," she whines, right as you grip a couple things... a pair of underwear (yours?), a long sock, and a ... toy... "Can we kiss...?"
That's it? A kiss? You turn to her, face wobbling, and pull your collection of tools out. "Sure, hon, I don't see w-WHY--!" you squeak out, voice quivering as she shoves her shoulders at you, the cock that completely replaced her pretty head sliding right up your well-worn ass as she presses against you, fucking you then and there, in the strangest position imaginable.
'Kissing' you.
You drop your prizes on the ground... except for one; Your spare boxers. As you press into her, gasping out as she uses you to cure her morning erection, you feel the undies settle on your right hand as that hand changes shape... pulling inwards, contorting, until your boxers fall off, leaving your stiff cock and balls to hang free at the end of your arm. With every thrust into you, it throbs, and you can't help but lie back and let your love push you down and use you, sticking your new cock-hand between your three tits to jerk yourself off...
Of course, with you lying back to give her ample room to use you, she's settled squarely over the loot you dropped before, and an idle mouth of hers starts to suck on the buttplug you left on the floor, morphing into the same, fat asshole she continues to pound...
But even when she finally finishes, exploding cum into your 'head', you're still horny, hornier then you've ever felt! You grab the sock you dropped with your one free hand and pull up her shirt, slipping it over a dick nipple of hers just as she's pulling out of you with a long, now mono moan.
"Oh... sorry, hon, let me take care of that for you...~"
You feel your hand--sorry, your cock--gently grabbed by her two foothands, toes squeezing it, another throb and gasp escaping you as she presses it against her sock-clad... boob-foot, effectively giving you a foot job with three feet at once. How is one man with one awkwardly placed cock supposed to survive this onslaught?~ You fall completely onto your back, now, as she climbs on top of you, rubbing and tugging at your arousal, your ass staring straight at her flaccid cockhead, hornier than ever before...