"Hey man, have you heard the rumor?" asked your friend Mike "Nope, and even if I did, you'll tell me anyways." you respond "Seriously man, what is your obsession with rumors?" your girlfriend Jesse asked "Hey, every bodies got their hobbies, mine just so happens to be rumors." Mike answered "So what'd the rumor mill turn out this time?" You asked "The Club of Eternal Pleasure" according to my oh so credible sources..." "As if" Jesse interrupts, Mike ignored her and continued "There is a strip club called "Eternal Pleasure." Once you enter you never leave, and more than that no one will notice because this club erases your existence from the world."
"Okay one, if you never leave who is that tells you about this place, two if your erased from existence how do we know enough to realize you've been erased?" Jesse asked in a condescending manner "Answering in reverse order, obviously the void were you should be is how people know you use to exist..." "Makes no sense." "...and as for how we've learned about "The Club of Eternal Pleasure..." Mike got out his phone and tipped something in "This is how." he stated as he show you and your girlfriend an internet sight.
"WWW.EternalPleasure.com" "Board of your life, want some excitement and wonder? Come to Eternal Pleasure where you'll find everything from alcohol, to gambling, and of course beautiful strippers (who love their job, believe it or not). You'll love it so much, you'll never leave." the sight read "I seriously don't know where to even start." Jesse said, more than just annoyed "This has gotta be fake." you added "Almost certainly, I mean just look at how to find this place." Mike stated scrolling down to a set of instructions "To find Eternal Pleasure draw a pink arrow pointing down your local ally way, walk down that way chanting "New Pleasures, New World" (in your head will work if you'd be embarrassed, it'll just take longer.) and next thing you know, your there."
"Yeah no way in hell that's true." you state "You changed your tune quick." Jesse added "Hey, I never said I actually believed in the rumor." Mike replied. Not long after this the three of you make your way home, on the way you encounter a pink arrow pointing down an ally way "Looks like someone decided to try out that rumor." You state "Wanna try too?" asked Jesse "Wait, wait, wait you do?" asked Mike "Why not, it'll be like five minutes plus..." Jesse got out her phone and went into camera mode "now we can put this rumor to rest." "I doubt that that'll be enough." you replied "Yeah but lets do it anyways." Mike added as he began to chant "New Pleasures, New World, New Pleasures, New World..." Jesse joined, as did you as you all began to walk down the ally way. Five minutes latter...