Archie let out a sudden loud snort, almost like a pig.
Suddenly, he just so happened to sneeze, and with a snorting pop, his nose changed into that of a pig snout!
"Oh my!" he said. He let out a loud snort of laughter.
He laughed and rolled over, kicking his shoes off in the process. He then started feeling hungry, so he staggered into the kitchen, and started munching his way through his lunch - a veggie pie, using nothing but his mouth.
He started to strip off his clothes and underwear, leaving himself naked as the day he was born, and as he started trotting around the house and yard on all fours, his fingers and toes turned into pig trotters, his skin got a more pinker complexion, his ears became those of a Pig, his pot-belly got bigger, and small curly tail grew above his butt.
Archie had turned into a Pig, a pig with his human face.
"Oink oink!" Archie said excitedly, upon seeing his reflection in the glass of the greenhouse.