Robert decided against changing the world--at least at present, he didn't want the responsibility. But changing the work environment definitely seemed like a good idea. He was so tired of the femininity of the place. But he didn't hate his female co-workers as individuals, and thought about easing the shock of a change of sex. Stretching the process out over a month would be kind of fun.
Today, Robert wished, all of women who work in the office will have a moment where they wish they were a man. The thought will linger, and return as they fall asleep. Each will dream of being a man, and wake up feeling good but also vaguely dissatisfied with their female gender.
Ugh, period time, thought Andrea the intern. I wish I was a guy who didn't have to deal with this.
Uhh, said Lupe the cleaning lady, wrestling with a bucket of dirty water. This would be so much easier if I were a man.
So sick of not being respected, thought Janet the boss. I wish I were a man--they'd have to respect me then.
I wish I was a guy, thought Hermione the saleswoman. Then I could fuck girls with a cock. (Hermione thought this about twenty times a day even before Robert's wish.)
Damn, thought Becky the IT specialist. Why is it I never realized before what a complete pain tits are? Guys are so lucky not to have them. Wish I was that lucky.
Gay men are so hot, thought Sandra the secretary, I wish I was a cute guy so Robert would be attracted to me.