A warm and humid summer day and after Dave had quieted his niece from asking him fool questions about his farm animals being once as people, as who then should arrive but the county Veterinarian.
"Good morning Doc, what brings you out here today?" Dave near to yelled at the Vet.
"John Fraley asked me a question I could not give him a reasonable, or logical answer. He had some concerns about Boris, your breeder bull you loan-leased for breeding of cows at the Fraley Acres. As John tells of how Boris acts, your bull exampled what in human terms would be an act of personal hygiene. It seems that when Boris awakes in the morning, he waits until after eating his ration of grain and drinking half of a five gallon pail of water, before then allowed out of his barn stall your bull does his bodily duties when inside his corral-pen.
John noted that Boris never, as never does he urinate while inside his box stall, the bedding straw remains clean as the day it was tossed inside the stall. John's son Carl when moving the herd noted that Boris would walk into the duck pond and literally bathe himself clean of daily sweat and any mud he might have laid in during that day in pasture.
As well after a hot day of Boris breeding with cows, when he walks into the pond he holds his cock out long as if he wanted to wash, as keep his fire engine clean!"
Dave just smiled and shrugged his shoulders before offering a silly answer, "I guess his previous owner did a lot to train Boris, as I noted here too he rarely defecates when in the barn."
"Your few herd sires and the doe goat are in splendid good health, not a tick or infection can I find. However, I noted by chance that your niece, ah Sheri was running a mild temperature, she acted as if feeling faint when watching while I checked on Happy, your Tamworth boar. So, when I poked my annal thermometer into Happy's anus, Sheri fainted.
When she lay flat on her back I noted her lower abdomen as being distended, bloated, like she had a swelling from some infection. As I touched her and began a proper medical check of her, Happy climbed up on his pen fence and began making such noises as he stood sporting a full on erection. It so happened then that I noted the yellow stains of swine semen wax on the pink silk panties Sheri was wearing.
I removed her panties and was shocked to see her labia as glued stuck shut from the third climaxing of a boar hog when he mates with a sow.
Now understand me as I noted how her lower abdomen was distended, as Happy being his healthy boar sel would not ejaculate enough semen inside of Sheri to cause the hump she has a present. I will not prejudge as how it happened, as Sheri is your responsibility; but my best guess is that Sheri is a zoophile, and she let Happy breed with her three to five times before he glued her vagina as stuck shut.
As well to note about Happy, as he is of such excellent health, I then used the elector-ejacultor on Happy and did a quick field-pen testing of his semen sperm count and the wax he seals his sow mates to be sure that his semen cannot leak out of a running sow. His wax consistency is about the same stickiness as is the building product named as Liquid Nails!
Liquid Nails like what Happy ejaculates as when it dries binds together where it is spewed. A doctor would need use a scapula knife or maybe a screwdriver to pry her labia lips apart. As her womb is full to overfilled with pig semen, and what really worries me is that medical tests made relate an occasional union is possible to form an impregnation of the human to bearing swine-children.
The swine sperm needs to be drain as soon as possible, as Happy is a very healthy boar!"
Dave looked both stunned and his forehead had wrinkles. "If you would, can you do the draining here at the farm, if so let us move her to the main house and the kitchen table." Dave suggested and the Vet nodded his head as if he agreed.