Looking at your feet you can only begin to imagine the possibilities. It soon occurs to you that this could all get out of hand very quickly. How many times have you tried to shove your head through the sleeve of a T-shirt? What would happen if you did it now? Sure you had the place to your self for a bit, but what if your partner found you at home a mangle of limbs with no understanding of what happened.
With these thoughts all swirling through your mind you resolve to wait until they got home. It would be smart to wait to have some one to help if something went awry. You waited several hours and then hear the door open as your partner walks in having just gotten home from work.
Your partner is...