I couldn't resist. The bag tied to my head filled with grass, became an irresistible odor. With a final "haw," I became engrossed with munching on the grass and chewing it. Next thing I know, I'm outside in a field!
I look around and wonder why I'm on all fours, when I see a couple of familiar-looking human-shaped silhouettes approach.
"Hey there, Spud. How ya doing, boy?" One of them said, as he patted my snout. I started to answer, but something stopped me. I could only stand there, staring blankly at the two figures. I began to realize that one of those figures was....me!
"As you can see, he will be well-taken care of. His teeth are a mess, but they're old. It's time for you to go home now."
"Wait. But. Wait!" I was screaming in my mind, as the two figures turned and walked away.
I wanted to follow after them. But all I could do, was stand there looking longingly after them, as my former human body faded in the distance.
I was ready to sprint in the direction they went, but my big 500 lb animal body would not comply! Instead, I turned. And. Started. Grazing! Why the hell am I just grazing? Like some dumb animal. I couldn't stop. I wanted to, but I just could not stop bobbing my big, long, dumb skull up and down on my long, large, thick neck.
"Oh God, why am I eating a field of grass at a time like this!? Please! I don't....I don't...I don't want to be a....a....I don't want to be a....DONKEY!"