Alaina scanned the row of penises, smirking as she did. Some of the dicks were so brazenly bizarre she couldn’t help but chuckle to herself. A literal sausage, a tree branch, a baby bottle, and a human hand stood in a row on the abnormal penis section of the store. There were more wacky penises, like a lotion bottle, in the aisle, but Alaina had her laugh and made her way to the next aisle in search of more normal phalluses.
As Alaina browsed the aisle, she found a small pecker which was the perfect size, a small three incher with a cute pair of balls. Taking the pepper-like cock in her hands, Alaina took the penis to the counter.
“Oh, that’s a cute one, if I’m not intruding may I ask who this is for?” the hooded figure at the counter asked Alaina.
“It's for me,” Alaina said watching the shopkeeper wrap the cock in a bubble wrap.
“Very nice, now I have to say this because it’s procedure. The magic shop and its employees are not responsible for any chaos that occurs because of your purchase. Do you know how to apply your purchase?”
“Yup, thank you,” Alaina said as she quickly took her purchase and left the store.
“Wow, that’s a customer who knows what’s what,” the hooded shopkeeper said to themselves, “I didn’t even get to explain the magical spell on the cock. Well, she’ll find out…. they always do.”
“Wait a moment…. did she even pay?” the shopkeeper asked no one in particular.