James ignored his friend and looked upward at the ceiling.
"Ok Kids, thats enough! You had your fun." he said
"Is he talking to us" the boy asked.
"I think so" answered the girl.
James friend asked who he was talking to. James ignored him.
"Look kids your being naughty! You shouldn't play with human beings! "
"Oh yea, " the boy answered. "What you going to do about it."
"Well, you both deserve spankings" James said angrily hoping that he might scold some sense into them. He said it the most authoritative manner.
"Spankings? Kinky!", his friend said. Who are you talking about? That hot chick?
"Shut up for a second," James shot back at his friend. "Im talking to two naughty kids"
"That was really dumb of you." said the boy. "Now we are really going to have some fun with you."
"You are kind of stupid," the girl said.
The boy then announced.
"James goes to the middle of the bar. He does a full strip tease in front of all his friends to the music. When he is fully butt naked, he waves his dick around for a bit. Then he bends over grabbing his ankles. Then one by one everyone in the bar spanks his ass till its red and he starts crying like a baby."
"No!" James shouted out. Just then the music changed to typical strip club music.
What are you doing his friend asked as James got up from the table and started walking to the centre of the bar. He had a terrified expression on his face as he did so.