As Jennifer blasted the 5 ball into the side pocket, her butt crack pushed outwardly; a long brown ropey donkey tail soon adorned her derriere with a black tassel pushed out the end of it. Her new tail was wagging from side to side, gently hitting his thighs from behind as if she was swatting at flies.
James looked on confusedly as Jennifer's tail swept across the floor behind her. Jennifer turned to line up a shot on the table.
Then, her long ears slowly began to grow silky brown hairs sprouting in and around them. James did a double-take, and then pushed his beer away. "I think I've had it," he mumbled.
Jennifer watched James put his beer down. "Oh whatever!" she huffed.
"But I'm really trashed," protested James. "I know my limit."
"You can't handle this.” snapped Jennifer. Maybe you should just leave the island if you don't know how to enjoy it!" Jennifer turned back to the pool table, and lined the 2 ball up, her tail gently waving behind her. "What the hell do you take me for…?" she asked as she shot and sunk the 2 ball.
For when Jennifer turned back towards James, her face had undergone a remarkable transformation. Of all the words she could have used to describe herself, she had to pick this one:
"An ass?"
James couldn't believe her eyes when a cute donkey-faced Jennifer turned back with a smug look in his eye. It was too strange. His eyes must have been playing tricks on him. There was no way Jennifer could really be turning into a donkey. James started to laugh. His laughter echoed throughout Jennifer's large ears. Jennifer put her hands to her head to cover her ears from the loud sound of James's laugh. She was met with quite a surprise!
As her fingers first touched her furry ears, James's bellowing suddenly devolved from a hearty laugh to a donkey bray!
"You … you bray! Oh!!" Jennifer pulled her ears down to her face, "my ears!!"
"Your tail!" yelled James, pointing towards Jennifer's butt.
Jennifer released her ears, which popped right back up above her head, grabbed her long an furry tail, and pulled it in front of her. "My tail!" she screamed. "What's happening to me?!"
"Look at yourself!" answered a terrified James.
Jennifer ran to the bathroom’s mirror.
"AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!" she cried from inside. "I am an ass!"
Jennifer ran back into the poolroom yeling “Help! Help! Somebody, help! I've been framed! HELP!!!! Please, you've gotta help me, James. Oh, please, please, be a pal!" she begged to James, but it was too late.
Although Jennifer didn't fully accept it yet, there was nothing anyone could do to help her. She had contracted the donkey fever.
At that moment, on James's long ears grew out light brownish fur. "Oh! NO!" screeched James. "My ears!"
Jennifer ran towards James, and fell over. Beneath her sneakers, her toes slowly were fusing into solid black donkey hooves. They ripped through her sneakers with a loud tearing sound accompanied by an equally loud, painful brays coming from the depths of Jennifer's fears.
While James ended up backing into a wall, Jennifer crawled on all four feet, and James got his shirt grabbed by Jennifer's hands.
"Oh James! Help me!" screamed Jennifer as she tried to pick herself up from the floor. “ Help me! Help me! Please! I don't want to be a donkey!"
Then, James screamed as a fine and lengthy donkey tail spewed out his bottom.
"Sorry, sorry, but I do not know what to do, I must get away before it’s too late for me!" shouted James.
James came running outside. "Please! Hee Haw! Hee Haw! Hee Haw! Hee Haw! Don't leave meeeeeeee!"
Jennifer grabbed at James's ankles, and slowly crawled her way up James's jeans, shaking James violently.
A sharp spasm shot through Jennifer's hands. "Ahhhh!" she yelled as she pulled her hands from James. They were becoming distorted, as if morphing into one fatty, fleshy mass. Her nails grew into each other until they, too, became a single solid mass. Only a black polished started to lacquer over her two large nails. By the time it completed, Jennifer's hands had formed into two donkey hooves.
“No, no, no. My beautiful hands!!!”, she screamed.
The last thing James saw of Jennifer was she trying desperately to stand on her feet, but she tripped over doorway, and fell back into the pool hall.
Inside the pool hall, Jennifer crawled to the door. Automatically, she put her hand up to the knob to turn it, and screamed as each hoof slid off.
Jennifer was forced down on all fours, and having turned into a donkey completely, began to run around the room braying wildly. Jennifer smashed the mirror with her back hooves, knocked tables over, and kicked chairs all over the place. She continued to bray uncontrollably as her clothes flown off.
James heard one last scream descend into a terrified bray: "aaaaAAAHHHHHH!! HEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!!! Hee Haw! Hee Haw! Hee Haw! Hee Haw! Hee Haw! Hee Haw! Hee Haw! Hee Haw!"
The scared donkeyfied boy made it to the wall, climbed over, and dove into the sea. Several remains from broken wooden crates floated past him, and he found one of decent size, and paddled towards the shore. After two hours of paddling he finally made it to shore. Soon he was standing on a beach not too far from home. He was safe. Only one thing bothered him. How was he going to explain his donkey ears and tail to everyone?