I decided that I didn't have the time to mess with the device for now. Without my knowledge of the squirrels tail highlited, I put the device I my back pocket. As I closed the door behind me I felt the door hit the device. The sudden reaction caused me to pull the device out, accidently pulling the trigger. I looked behind me to see a beem of light emitting from the front of the device. All of the sudden, my backside started feeling warm.
The light faded as I uncovered my eyes to see what had happened. I looked around, and everything looked normal. I found the device on the ground after dropping it from the sudden shock. I ment down to pick it up, but so tho g didn't feel right. I stopped bending, and raised myself back up to feel something unfamiliar behind me. I looked behind myself to see a giant clump of brown fur. Confused, I touched it, and I felt a nerve in my backside. I then grabbed it, and my back started hurting. "Ow! What the back is this..." Then suddenly, it hit me. Every time I felt the big clump of fur, I felt my backside in the process. I looked down to the seat of my sweat pants to see the fur coming from my backside. I looked back at the device.
"This thing... Just gave me... A squirrels... tail..."