Bill noticed that the phone seemed to be getting bigger. Or was his hand getting smaller? And why was the floor seeming closer? His clothes seem to be shrinking, as his legs were not covered by pants, but naked to the air. His butt was covered by a nice soft diaper. It felt good. He was unable to stand, and plopped down on the ground as the phone fell from his hand. He had forgotten what it was anyway.
Bill felt a woman pick him up. "Oooh, does baby want his bottle?" He avidly sucked away, feeling happier than he had for a long, long time. If he had been able to understand English, he would have heard his daughter Abby saying "It's too bad Daddy didn't keep his grown-up brain when he caught the virus the way you did, Mommy."
Bill's wife, whose diaper was being changed, giggled. She could see some advantages to the situation.