You were starting to really only think with your smaller head, and it was really starting to work you up. You sliced your dick off awkwardly with your less dexterous feet-hands and managed to slice your head off as well. You set your head down on a coffee table near the foot-less legs to watch.
You raised your spent dick to where your neck used to be, and where there was only a smooth patch of skin. You set your dick to this patch and suddenly felt a loss of control over your entire body.
"That... may have been a mistake." You whimper.
Your body is still standing there, remarkably. In fact... it was apparently moving. It twitched a little, then stepped awkwardly forward. Then raised a tentative foot-hand to between its shoulders where you placed its dick. It rubs the shaft with its female feet - all without you feeling a thing - to full mast once again.
Soon you see a fully ambulatory male body with an erect dick in the place of its head and two dainty female feet in the place of its hands.
"Hey! Over here!" You shouted.
It didn't seem able to hear. Made sense, considering it didn't have ears. It kind of awkwardly stumbled around too, it was completely blind.
The dick managed to wrangle the sword into its feet hands and dragged it about. You weren't really sure what it was looking for, but it soon stepped on the female legs. They made a effort to kick and run but were unable to move. The dick-headed body leaned down and felt around the female legs and managed to undo its shorts and remove the vagina from the body.
It roamed around, closer and closer, until it managed to reach your head. You supposed it had retained some memory of where you had placed it. The pleasurable female feet grab your face and lift you, she really did have very nice soft feet.
After a few attempts, the dick-headed body managed to put the female leg's vagina underneath your neck where the smooth skin would have attached and fused with your body. You could guess what its next step was... the dick-headed body lowers your head with a vagina slowly on the erect dick between its shoulders... It feels, very strange and very good with your new vagina. You weren't really sure where it was going, it kind of felt like a mix between your lower throat and spinal cord...