In the apparels section of this mysterious store can be found many long, tall coats that come in sets of three. Each coat in the set has a different purpose and come together as a package.
The first coat, called the “Trench-coat of Triplication”, is used to turn yourself into three short-stack versions of yourself. Simply put on the coat and split into three in seconds! Each short-stack has all of your memories, is 1/3 your height, has a huge butt, and will either have huge boobs or a huge dick and balls depending on if you’re a boy or a girl. The top short-stack will always be human, the middle will always be a humanoid with horns and unusually colored skin, and the bottom will always be an anthropomorphic mammal. It doesn’t matter what you were wearing when you put on the coat, the short-stacks will always be naked. You are always the top short-stack, and the others have their own free will but will listen to your commands.
The second coat, the “Dressing Robe”, will give your naked body an outfit so long as you are a short-stack created by the Trench-coat. The outfit fits perfectly, but it does accentuate the bigger parts of your body, not to mention how promiscuous it’s designed. Using the Robe again will change your outfit.
The third coat is called the “Parka of Polymerization”, and it’s purpose is to turn the short-stacks into a whole person. The whole is based on which of the three is on top during time of putting on the parka, but your proportions will be the same as before. The Parka will return your old outfit, good as new. You will remember what each individual short-stack experienced and learned upon becoming whole again.
All three coats must be purchased together. You cannot break up the set to purchase individual coats. You can purchase multiple sets for yourself and your friends.