"I'll take both!" You say excitedly, handing her 100$.
"Thank you dear, directions and possible aide effects are on the back if you forget, no refunds bye bye now!" She said quickly ushering you out, while you feel skeptical about these 'side effects' you're not too worried as that's usually a very small chance anyways.
You get in your car thinking if this could be real or not, did you waste 100$ on colorful water that could make people fat!? You begin to doubt that shady shopkeep, you'd been so caught up in your fantasies that you believed that crap...
Oh well, no way to find out unless you try.. Should I try it on myself? It's my day off & I could spend all day at my apartment playing with these.. Or maybe I could try it out on my boyfriend, he's always been too honey always. You decide to go--