Jeff was a little mischevious so he decided to wish himself into being the chronivac, so he would have the power of the master powers. He punched in all the information, and the chronivac was set to instant transformation. After hitting the enter key, It began, but the chronivac was confused, because how could it become itself? smoke and sparks, and crackling of circuits burning, and capacitors and microprocessors seering themselves began. The chonivac was no more, and Jeff vaporized his body and soul along the way. He was no more! Nothingness, complete nothingness. Philosophically he reached Nirvana! As for the others that have been changed by the late chronivac, welll... unfortunately for some they will remain what they are for eternity, and perhaps some others were fortunate to be what they were changed into for an eternity....; jockstraps, jocks, skaters, nerds, latinos, latino gangstas, dogs, cats, hogs, horses, football jerseys, bras, panties, robots, manequins, toilets, furniture, dolls, toys, other people of all races, creeds, and color, etc, etc, etc.... ad infinitum. And so it goes. The chronivac's influence on the zeitgeist of an era has ended.
The End!
Sir Peabody