Paul winced as Jared exploded, "Jesus Christ, DeSoto! That's amazing!" He couldn't believe that his son had put him in this position. Here he was, mysteriously shrunken, naked, vulnerable, and his son was offering him up as a curiosity to the nearest party animal. This was too much!
"Can I hold him?"
"No!" Paul yelled in fury, but this was drowned out by Don's irresponsible answer. "Well, just for a second. I need to go to the bathroom."
Don didn't notice the thoughtful smirk that overcame his friend's features, but it was quite visible from below as Paul's squirming, naked body was passed into Jared's sweaty hands.
"Be careful with him," said Don as he began to unzip his pants.
"Look, man, I don't want to watch you pee! I'll just wait outside."
Sigh. "OK, but don't let anyone see him."
"Oh, I won't," said Jared, sticking a horrified Mr. DeSoto into his armpit after Don turned around. He quickly ducked out the bathroom door and rejoined the chaos of the party. When Don emerged a minute later, neither Jared nor his father were to be seen anywhere.