"Das Vadanya!" exclaimed three voices in unison and Stephen woke up to find three blond girls with pigtails and Russian peasant outfits in his bed. One of them was already stroking his cock, which had grown another six inches.
*YOU HAVE MAIL* blinked the computer across the room and Stephen watches as his penis grew another three inches as he grew five inches taller and then he grabbed the nearest Russian farmgirl and leapt atop her.
Sex was wild. It was magical. It was also cursed, as he grew another ten inches taller, his penis grew a foot longer, and he found himself putting it to one of the sexy moms from Desperate Housewives. "Ooh, you're so good!" she squealed until he finally picked her up, and, while still thrusting into her, checked the emails:
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The Desperate Housewife was pulled off the end of his penis by two other Desperate Housewives, who got down on their knees and began licking his mammoth member.
*You Have Mail* blinked the computer and suddenly a matronly older black woman appeared beside him. "I crave your distinguished indulgence," she began, "and I am most sorry for the intrusion, but I have a business proposition for you. I am Mrs. Mariam Abacha, widow of the late General Sanni, of Nigeria, and...."