Ken studied the page where he accidentally rubbed out those words. It had seemed that in doing so he had inadvertently changed the manner in which the human breast operates. If erasing words could do something like that, then perhaps writing words onto the page could do something more? Ken’s lust ridden mind suddenly spun with inspiration. He was going to transform the world based on his lustrous desires, and this book would be his key to his dreams!
He began erasing and rewriting as much information about breasts as he could, the book accommodating and extrapolating where it could as it was apparently aware of the user’s wishes. He worked in earnest crafting his design until he supposed he was satisfied. With a huff, he scanned the pages he’d edited, drinking in his preliminary accomplishment.
[Herein resides the amendments to the rules of the universe made by Ken Johnson]
~Any rules added or amended by writer(s) will retroactively change the universe. Only the current writer(s) is(are) aware of the changes made and is(are) aware of the world before the changes, unless otherwise stated. If the writer(s) reveal their changes to anyone else, they will be believed.
~Women start puberty at around age 11 to 14. Breasts begin to develop and mature at this time.
~The average natural breast size range is between DD and GG. The difference between cup sizes is typically 1 to 2 inches. Breast size is not dependent on or restricted by a woman’s height.
~A woman's breasts always protrude at least 50% of their height, at most 80%, and do not sag with age. Nipples always point forward or upwards.
~Breasts begin to lactate when a woman reaches puberty. They retain this ability up until menopause. Larger breasts lactate more than smaller breasts.
~Breasts exaggeratedly bounce and jiggle with even the subtlest of movements. They are very soft and elastic to the touch, and they can easily retain their shape as well as be squashed and stretched. Clothing does not change or obstruct their bouncing, and an especially aggressive bounce can potentially cause breasts to escape.
~Women are untroubled by the weight of their breasts no matter how large they get. They are more troubled by their size, jiggling, and obstruction, but can put up with such.
~Breasts are a highly sensitive body part. Massaging, stroking, sucking, and other such actions can potentially stimulate a woman sexually. The nipple and areola are the most sensitive part of the breast.
~Bras are not typically worn for support as breasts do not need any. Bras instead are fashionable accessories that are worn for their patterns and designs. They are worn either under a shirt or by themselves.
~Women stop physically aging at around age 30 to 35, and retain their beauty and fertility much longer, until menopause at age 75 to 80. Women do not experience a monthly menstrual period. This does not negatively affect their reproductive health.
~Women can easily take any size insertion through either their mouth, vagina, or anus. They do not experience unexpected pain from even the largest of penetrating objects.
[Herein concludes the current amendments]
Satisfied for the moment, he decided to hang on to the book in case he needed and/or wanted to add or change anything else to his liking. With his undertaking accomplished, he went to go examine the strange new world he had devised.