Your ex-girlfriend told the genie her final wish. "Genie, I wish that I could make his udder swell any time I want!" she said, pointing at you. In your head, you were screaming "NO!"
Your ex-girlfriend looks at you evilly. "Let's try this out," she says. Suddenly you feel your udder stretching. You almost groan at the slight pain. You can see behind you that your udder is inflating.
Your ex laughs. Soon you are lifted off the ground! You can't believe the pressure in your overly filled udder. The four teats jut uncomfortably outwards. "I think that's enough," your ex-girlfriend chuckles. Your udder stops growing. You can see that your hind legs are off the ground, spread wide by your gigantic udder. The thing is ridiculously large for a cow, taking up three-fourths of your body. Your front legs are still on the ground, but that doesn't matter; you're not going anywhere. Your ex laughs.
She says...