Bill’s humiliated at the fact he is an incontinent adult pooping a diaper. He did the only thing he can think of to fix the problem, and changed his age from 42 to 2.
Immediately, the world grew bigger. Bill fell onto his diapered butt, then got to his feet to squat. He pushed, grunting loudly.
“Mommy, Billy’s pooping!” he heard his daughter shout.
“He’s a baby, he does that.” Caught up in his bowel movement, Bill didn’t notice his ex-wife walking over until she picked him up. “All done, Billy boy?” Sarah cooed. Bill let out another fart, then sighed. “Let’s get you changed.”
Bill expected to be taken to a bathroom to be changed in semi-privacy. But to his horror, Sarah pulled out a changing mat from a diaper bag slung over her shoulder, set the mat on the ground, and got to work changing him right there.
“Sarah, let me-” started the man who had been representing Laura before. Laura glared at him.
“I have nothing to say to you, William. We’re divorced now, and I have custody of the girls and Billy Jr. And that’s that.” Sarah handed her former lawyer but current ex-husband Bill’s used, poopy diaper. “Here. You can throw that out. Just like you threw out our marriage.” William turned red.
“Sarah-”
“I’m not talking to you!” Sarah said firmly. Bill’s mind finally caught up. He understood the new reality now. He was Sarah’s son, and her lawyer took his place and name. This wasn’t what he wanted at all! Bill began to cry. “Look what you did!” Sarah scolded William. She took a pacifier from the diaper bag and popped it into Bill’s mouth. “That’s all you ever did. Made the kids cry.”
William and Sarah started to bicker angrily. As they argued, Bill looked around. He spotted his phone on the ground a short distance away. Maybe he could grab it and fix things!