"Dylan, we've talked about this." Carmen sighed, turning to her son. "I know you've been checking out my ass."
"No, o-of course I haven't mom." Dylan quickly looked up to meet his mother's eyes as she turned around.
"There's no use denying it. Dylan, I'm your mother for God's sake. Can't you find a girl your own age to date so I don't have to deal with this anymore?" Carmen was sick of this. Why did her son have to be some freak with an incest fetish?
"Girls my age just don't have the experience you and your friends do." Dylan defended. He had a thing for older women, and his mom was the sexiest in that category. It wasn't his fault he happened to be born to the sexiest woman around.
"What about that sweet girl Vicky? She's wanted to date you for years now." Carmen suggested, but Will wasn't interested. Vicky was an attractive enough girl with large breasts and a full butt. She was 20 years old, and had been pining for Dylan for years. The problem Will had was her bitchy attitude. She tried to control his life if he even gave her an inch. He didn't realize that Carmen saw a lot of her younger self in Vicky, and wanted her to straighten her son out.
"I'm just not interested in a kid like that." Dylan rebutted.
"Fine, then find an older woman to show you the ropes. I don't care, but it is not going to be me. Have I made myself clear?" Carmen gave the look Dylan knew meant this conversation was over.
Carmen had been sexy in her 20s, but seeing her as a fully grown mature woman was getting Will aroused. Thankfully with the new sentence it seemed he'd finally make her his. He selected "aunt" and changed it to "girlfriend".
"I don't understand the problem with the age difference. You're dating Will after all." Dylan was in an even worse mood now.
"Will isn't related to me." Carmen reminded him.
"No, he's just underage." Dylan muttered, but Carmen heard him.
"You keep that to yourself young man. I won't have you embarrassing me." Carmen growled before looking over to Will and smiling. "Now we're going to have a nice day shopping, and you're going to behave yourself. Am I clear?"
"Yes mom." Dylan replied, hating that he was being talked to like he was 5.
"Sorry about that honey." Carmen sauntered over and gave Will a kiss. Will returned it, and began exploring Carmen's body. Carmen laughed teasingly as she released the young man "Someone missed me."
"You know it." Will said, giving Dylan a knowing look.
Dylan scoffed as he joined his mom and her boyfriend. He knew he'd hate today.