"Okay, just hand me the portable unit..." Mary grunts a bit, propping herself up to a more seated position on the couch. Rob hops down and walks over to the counter, jumping onto it with ease and grabbing the phone before taking a long leap and landing on the couch.
"Whumph!" Mary grunts again as he lands on her chest. "Gettin' into this thing, huh?"
"Yeah, not sure why. Here's the phone." Rob was really eager to get Amanda over to try this out... who knows how much fun they could have?
"Okay... dialing the number now..." Mary speaks out loud as her hoofish fingertips clack on the phone's surface.
"Rob?" Amanda answered, almost frantic. "Is that you? I've been trying to call your cellphone..."
"Relax, Amanda. It's me, your next door neighbor, Mary. Rob's right here, he was helping me with a little crisis. And... I'd like to thank him properly, so... you wanna come over? Dinner's on me tonight."
"I... we barely know you, Mary."
"I know! But that's what's so great! You've got a really good man Amanda, and, well... I've been a neglectful neighbor, I wanna make up for it. Come on over."
"I... okay, Mary... if you insist."
She hangs up the phone and lazily tosses it to the floor. "How you think she's gonna take all this?"
"Pretty bad at first, but she'll be receptive, I'm sure of it. She's always been a bit of a kinky girl. Experimental, and whatnot."
"Ooh, great. Can't wait to have two little suckling kitties of my very own." Mary smiles, her tail flopping around a bit beneath her.
Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.
"Come on in, Amanda! Door's unlocked!" Mary calls out. The door opens, and Amanda steps in, and is instantly dumbfounded. She stares at Mary and Rob in openmouthed shock.
"Hey honey!" Rob leaps off the couch and slinks over to her on all fours, rubbing his head up against her knees.
"Rob?"
"Yeah. What do you think?" He asks, standing up fully and looking up to her. He's about half her height.
"I... I..."
"Here's a better idea. Don't think." He hurries over to the coffee table and takes the cat vial he took a drink of before. "Just take about half the bottle and we can have a really interesting night. Mary's lactating alot, and well... it's very tasty."
"Wait. Wait." Amanda takes the bottle and looks it over. "You expect me to... turn myself into a cat and suck on a cow-woman's tit?"
"Yeah, and we can have our own little fun later on... come on, you're always trying to get me to do wierd stuff, and I always do it. Now it's my turn to get you to do something wierd. Whaddaya say?"