Once you're in your room, you lock the door and close the curtains. Then you sit down at your desk, put on the desklamp and take out the note. "Alright, time to spit out the details. Explain to me exactly why this is happening ot me. I thought you were supposed to be a wish granting note, not a cursing one."
FOR EVERY 10 WISHES, THERE MUST BE A CURSE TO BALANCE OUT THE NOTE. IF THERE ISN'T, THE NOTE STOPS WORKING.
The note was speaking of itself in the third person. How weird. "And if I rip you apart? You said if I'm not happy with the wish, I can rip you apart and it'll go back to normal."
IF YOU RIP APART THE NOTE, THE CURSE WILL BE FROZEN AND THINGS WILL STAY THE WAY THEY ARE, UNTIL THE NOTE IS PUT TOGETHER AGAIN.
"Soo... what you're saying is, I have to do this stupid test no matter what I do?"
YES
You think for a moment before you continue. "You said something about being punished if I don't act manly enough. What are these punishments?"
FOR EACH MISTAKE YOU MAKE, YOU WILL LOSE A PART OF YOU MASCULINITY.
That was it. You get a bit frustrated because the note is being so damn mystical all the time, so you keep asking. "What does that mean, "lose my masculinity"?"
YOU WILL BECOME MORE FEMININE
In shock, you stand up from the desk. "Are you saying I'm turning into a girl!?", you scream, a little hysterical and instantly regret it because you fear someone else could have heard it.
IF YOU FAIL THE TRIALS, THEN YES.
"And what are these fucking trials EXACTLY?" You begin to lose your cool.
NORMAL EVERYDAY SITUATIONS.
You stand up, stumble back and fall on your bed to digest all of that. If you rip the note apart, everything wil stop and stay the way it is. You won't be turned into a chick and you can go on with your life.
Except you can't, because you still have a vagina between your legs instead of a penis. And there are numerous things you can fail at during the day, if the trials are normal everyday things. Like taking a shower after sports because there are only shared showers, or changing your clothes in front of other people, or going to the bathroom, or-
You jolt up and go back to the note. "Have some of these changes happened already? Like, when I was going to the bathroom?"
YES
Your heart skips a beat. You immediately run to the bathroom and examine yourself, drop all your clothes on the floor and look at your upper body in the mirror, while examining the lower half with your eyes. You notice nothing at first, but at second glance you see it.
The most prominent thing is that your chest looks kind of wrong. You've seen your body in a mirror enough times to know that your nipples aren't that big. Or that you've never had small breast studs.
Horrified, you keep looking and find the second thing that's off: your hair. In the morning, you thought that you just needed a hair cut, but on closer insepction, you realize that it's impossible for it to have gotten that long, since it had been shot in the morning. It's still short, definitely a boy hairstyle, but it is now almost and inch long, compared to the morning, where it hadn't even been half that long.
You put your clothes back on and only notice on the sides that your pants are a little bit tighter on the upper end, you are too distracted by everything else,
You go back out and try to calm yourself down, when you take a look at the clock.
It's almost 7 P.M.