Kayla’s family was bored with her, and frankly she was bored with herself. Kayla perused through the lipstick shelf and saw a bimbo lipstick featuring a woman who shouldn’t really exist in this world with the size of her breast’s, and as incredible of a change as that was, Kayla decided she could find better. And she did.
Kayla came across a lipstick claiming to make it’s user an “extreme bimbo”. Whatever that meant. Kayla picked it up and read the back of the box.
EXTREME BIMBO LIPSTICK
Bored of your daily life? Don’t have any direction and don’t know what to do about it? Well we at TFLIPSTICK Inc. have made the extreme bimbo lipstick just for people like you! Just apply daily and you’ll be seeing some “massive” results in no time! Inflate your features and drain your mind out with our latest product!
*Predicted IQ range: 50-5.
*Predicted breast size: P-Z
*Butt will be around twice the size of breast’s in most situations.
*Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a love for pink will be included in the reality change (unless a different variant is purchased)
*Predicted age range: 21-24
Predicted height: 5’3”-5’7”
*Hips, waists and thighs will adjust to the size of the user’s buttocks
*Lips have no predicted range of plumpness
*Changes will continue after 7 days if the lipstick is still applied, and if gone too far the user’s IQ can go to negative numbers
*Kissing can transmit changes, with less effectiveness than directly applying makeup (this will only happen if the specific lipstick is transmittable)
*Libido increase cannot be predicted
*Nail length can be anywhere from 1 inch to 4 inches
(TFLIPSTICK Inc. will not be held accountable for any unpleasant changes that may occur and hold no liability for any discomfort or misfortune)
Despite the (albeit alarming) warnings on the back, Kayla decided that this lipstick was exactly what she needed to spice up her boring life. After going through checkout and taking a few boxes of the lipstick home, she hid them away and went to sleep.