"This is pathetic even for you, Kyle. Do you seriously expect me to play along with your dumb game?"
"I'm glad you decided not to, because now your time is up! You get both."
Jenny wanted to laugh at the arrogance in Kyle's voice, but something about this situation felt oddly ominous.
"Jennifer Smith, you're just about the worst person I can imagine" Kyle sneered, "So I'm going to do the world a favor and turn you into your opposite. For the dare part of your transformation you will become a meek, nerdy girl. You'll be polite, friendly and well-behaved but extremely shy. Your new interests will be nerdy in nature, you're going to become a total bookworm and you'll like video games, but of course studying, performing well in school and helping others will come first. Oh! And you'll have no interest in sex or getting into any kind of romantic relationships. After all, such things would get in the way of your productive new personality."
Jennifer wanted to hang up then and there, but for some reason she felt locked in place. Unable to move until Kyle finished his spiel.
"Oh yes, now onto the physical transformation. Why not reverse your current appearance to some extent, just to stick with the theme? You're going to become short and chubby, with fat little legs. Your hair will become brown and you'll keep it in a short, plain hairstyle. Let's make your face just a tad nerdier too, and give you glasses and a bit of an overbite. Finally, since you're going to be non-sexual, I want you to lose your vagina. You'll just have a little hole between your legs for you to pee from, that way you'll never be tempted or distracted."
"Okay, what the fuck, nerd?! Why would you say all that creepy bullshit?" Jennifer practically shouted, "Next time I see you, you're dead!"
"I don't think so, Jenny." Kyle laughed. "Because your transformation begins in five... four... three... two... "
An odd chill ran down Jennifer's spine.
"Aaaand one! See you at school! Maybe you can help me with my homework!"
With a click, the call ended.