A bit longer than 16 years ago, Jeff’s father had a secret affair with a shapely young woman named Alexis Marigold. A nice hourglass figure, straight brown hair, and cute freckles across her body; Jeff’s father never stood a chance. It was nothing more than a one night stand, an experiment with anal play, but it confused the angels looking over the world. John, the newest, decided to make things right. He knew that Jeff was supposed to have been conceived on this night, but with a different woman and a different hole. Attempting to patch this error, he put Jeff’s soul into his father’s seed as it was shot deep into her ass. Days passed and Jeff was absorbed into her. Slowly, Alexis found that her hips grew another two inches in circumference, her ass and thighs growing thicker as well. She couldn’t understand why everything she ate seemed to go straight to her ass, or why she needed to eat so much. As months passed, her hourglass figure began to look more pear shaped. On top of that, she continued to meet men who enjoyed her assets, and with every passing day, she grew to like it more and more.
Then, one day, around the time when Jeff should have been born, her asshole was replaced by a pair of puckered lips. Neither her nor any of her suitors notice beyond the tightness. But she didn’t have time to question the tightness of her ass, as she was too busy preparing teaching lessons, as she’d recently gotten a job as a high school math teacher. She did seem to notice that her ass was more needy than it had been, so she started using butt plugs outside of the bedroom. She’d bought and received a good many toys from stores and her clients, so she wasn’t short on them. She wore one wherever she was, and it kept her and her asshole happy.
Until one day, while she was washing the toys, she removed her plug without replacing it. Her asshole trembled a bit from between her cheeks. Alexis thought she felt a fart coming, but instead she heard the muffled crying of a baby. She turned around in surprise and found the sound was emanating from her ass. She thought she was hallucinating from stress, but by gently rubbing her ass, the crying slowly subsided. Alexis stared in complete bafflement, sure she had had a psychotic break, but then the fateful word came from her cheeks, “Mama!”