Alan headed up the stairs and went into his parents bedroom. He took off his mothers robe and hung it on dresser next to his mothers side of the bed. He then walked across the bedroom into his mother's, or should he say his, closet. He looked over the huge section of clothes that used to belong to his mother. He found a pair of mom jeans that had the cuffs rolled up. Then he picked a sleeveless gingham top. He walked out of the closet and placed the clothes on the bed. He then went to his dresser and pulled out some granny nylon panties and a matching vanity fair bra. He took off the nylon pink pajamas and proceeded to get dressers.
Meanwhile, Janet was still coming up the stairs. She felt especially grumpy for some unknown reason. She walked into the bedroom and caused Alan to jump. He instinctively tried to cover his non-existent breast and lifted his leg to hide his nether region. "Oh god Mom it's just you I thought it was one of the kids." Alan stated then shook his head in shock over what he said. "Damn I hope I am not getting too comfortable in this role." Alan thought to himself. He stared back at his mom and she gave back a concerned but understanding glance.
Janet went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. She saw Steven stare back at her. Then she proceeded to shake his shaving cream can and spray some on her hand. She lathered her face like an experienced man and then reached out for Stevens razor and shaved her face. When she was done she was in totally shock. "How did I even..." she thought. She shook off the creepiness and put on Stevens after shave and walked into the closet to get a business suit ready.
Downstairs Steven entered Megan's closet and pulled out a puffy sleeved pink top and some skinny Jean capris. What shocked Steven was how well the clothes fit. That, and the fact that as he was pulling out the clothes his mind was thinking about some boy named Ted and how he would like him in this outfit. "Damn this is weird." Steven thought as he put on his stripy sandals and looked down at his feet. "Ugh I really need a pedi." He thought as he headed out to get his book bag ready for school, seemingly missing his thoughts on his pretty toes.
In Alan's room Janet was in the mirror admiring her physique. "Oh yeah Sarah you will love me... er, Alan, like this. I'm just doing him a favor. Yeah, that's all." She reasoned as she put on Alan's Abercrombie shirt and American eagle jeans. Soon the entire family was in the front room ready to head out into the real world.