So you went into the main building and to the locker room which was huge and seperated into cubicals and many public lockers.
Deep, sexy voice: Who here got the Red 9?
You: I do.
Deep Voice: I can sssmell it through your musssk. Being a naga massscot enhanccccesss your... sssenssses.
You: And orcs?
Deep voice: Almossst everythinng. I wasss asssigned to bartender in the adult sssection.
You: Anything new?
Deep voice: Well, we were told that we live in a world ssseperate from kiddy land. Kidsss dont like... trollsss and sssnakesss.
You: Heard that creatures live in the basement of this place. What are they.
Deep voice: Ah yesss... redeads...