“Yeah-and that one is a male.” Kicked said, pointing at Dan, his face still purple.
The coachman laughed. “Imbecile. Get out of there and make one last sweep.”
Emily started braying, wanting to answer all the other donkeys in the harbor. Well not to answer them. She just wanted to be louder than them.
The coachman came over to the two brand new asses. He looked Dan in the eye and then Emily. “And what’s your name?” He asked both, getting nothing but brays as a response.
Neither animal made any move away or behaved in any way other than that of an animal. If they knew what he was saying they didn’t reveal it.
The coachman laughed as he sniffed. “My my my, you two really did lose it completely, didn’t you? Must have been a close couple. I know just where to sell you!”
He led the two donkeys to a large crate labeled “Green Acres Farm.”The coachman stepped back from the crate and clapped his hand together.
"Sometimes it's good for us that a boy came here. He makes the girls horny, lustful... and asses of themselves. Ha ha ha!" the coachman laughed.